9 Reasons Why I'm done with cycling shorts

Amongst the list of some of the most heinous instagram trends lie the cycling shorts but why is Kim Kardashian still wearing them? I have never been a fan of gym gear outside the gym myself ever before so the idea of wearing body hugging lycra outside the gym doors, the inside of which i see rarely, I feel extremely uncomfortable about.  There is something about this cycling short trend that i find lazy, thoughtless, uninventive, unflattering and underwhelming as an outfit option. Unfortunately not all of us have been blessed with a perfectly proportional hourglass figure or had the help of butt injections so these can actually highlight some of the most horrible of your sins in the least subtle way possible. But if you are braving the cycling shorts, its only fair you know the facts about them. Side note, nothing against butt injections.

Fact 1. cycling shorts are for cycling.

Fact 2. They look ridiculous dressed up.

Fact 3. You cannot hide a weggie in these.

Fact 4. Camel toe is a high possibility.

Fact 5. You look like you just walked out of an 80s workout video.

Fact 6. They are ugly.

Fact 7. They are probably worse than Gwen Steffani’s eyebrows in this video.

Fact 8. Need I say more?

FACT 9.

<— Me when I see someone walk in, in a pair of cycling shorts!

So what are your thoughts? Would you wear these and if so, how would you wear them and where are you wearing them to? I need explanations. Please leave all explanations below. 

- Miss Bones x